12/27/2023 0 Comments Pick up lines for flirtingYou must be a keyboard because you’re just my type.Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you got a pretty sweet ass.Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot?.Allow me to borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it back.You be the wind, I’ll be the sails, and you can blow me all night long.Are you Medusa? Because you made me rock hard.Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill…But, you look like you’re into Stranger Things.Damn girl, are you a toaster? Cuz a bath with you would send me straight to heaven.She: I have a boyfriend, Me: so what? Every story has a villain. I’m not a Hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.I was vegan till I met you, Then all of a sudden I had butterflies in my stomach.May I help borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll return it back.
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